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#71 - The Walking Bets

#71 - The Walking Bets

April 16, 2021

Andy got the Covid vaccine and is puking his brains out. However, he musters up enough energy to record and for that we applaud him! Next time get Pfizer! Andy and Ian kick off the episode by ranking snack foods. Which foods are the best late night snack? More NFT talk because they're addicted (mostly Ian). Zed Run horse racing talk. Go fuck yourself player trivia game. One of the bath boys has to go fuck themselves! New segment where we put tv show characters on a football field and assign them positions. This segment is characters from The Walking Dead. Yeah, it gets weird! Andy still owes Ian a Top Shot pack and Ian still hasn't watched Ad Astra.

#70 - Raiders of the Lost Bets

#70 - Raiders of the Lost Bets

April 13, 2021

Andy and Ian discuss drunk baths. Julian Edelman is retiring and he never made a Pro Bowl. Will he go to the Hall of Fame? Andy spent $50 on a hat over the weekend because it makes him look like Indiana Jones. He also never did his last place punishment involving beer and a 40 yard dash. Andy Reid is sending unsolicited pics! NFL recent moves. Would you rather have AB, Sammy Watkins, or Kenny Golladay? Update on Deshaun Watson case. Should the NBA limit the amount of teams that make the playoffs? Go fuck yourself trivia game. Ian finally got a couple NFT horses and one is a LEGEND! Zed Run horse racing is awesome. Maybe Ian will watch Ad Astra one of these days...

#69 - The Nice Bets

#69 - The Nice Bets

April 9, 2021

EPISODE 69!!! Nice. Andy and Ian record SUPER EARLY in the morning because Andy is an inconsiderate piece of trash. Deshaun Watson's stock continues to drop as sponsors pull out and investigations open. It would really suck if someone just traded for him in their dynasty fantasy football league. Cough, Andy, cough. Alex Jones might go bankrupt but at least he saved some kids in the process. Cubs lose two straight games to the Brewers. The bath boys need to catch up on some movies: Get Out, John Wick, and Ad Astra. NFT talk: Zed Run and how to score a good horse at a good price. Don't overpay on the secondary market!

#68 - Secretaribet

#68 - Secretaribet

April 6, 2021

Andy and Ian record during the March Madness Championship. Is Gonzaga a bunch of frauds?? We do a bath boy investigation. Jk, congrats Baylor! Paul Pierce got fired by ESPN and laughed about it. Sam Darnold is going to the Panthers LOL! Andy still owes Ian a Top Shot pack but loves to drag his feet and make excuses. Ian still hasn't watched Ad Astra, but is it even a good movie? The next hottest thing in the NFT world is buying and racing digital horses and it's ADDICTING.

#67 - Betzilla vs. Kong

#67 - Betzilla vs. Kong

April 2, 2021

Andy and Ian welcome the start of the 2021 MLB Season! Opening Day is here! Andy is going to talk about baseball whether he likes it or not. The bath boys discuss the most iconic stadiums in all of sports, infamous plays that defined an entire legacy, preview of the March Madness Final Four matchups, new punishment for the loser of the b3tsports bracket challenge, and NFL recent trade moves. Also, player trivia (Andy remembered this time) and Kevin Durant vs Michael Rapaport. Wrap up the episode with movie suggestions. Bath water temperature for this episode: 93 degrees and steamy.

#66 - The Devil Bets Prada

#66 - The Devil Bets Prada

March 30, 2021

Andy and Ian discuss the Sweet 16 and Elite 8 rounds of March Madness. Loser of the B3T Sports bracket has to take the SATs. One member of the crew is not cooperating. Sammy Watkins is on the Ravens and Ian is happy. The 49ers are going to get Mac Jones in the NFL Draft and the Miami Dolphins are probably not making the playoffs next year. Suck it Johnny! Everyone's favorite game of "If You Don't Guess This Player Correctly, You Have To Go Fuck Yourself" is played. The world of NFTs is exploding. If you don't have one, you're a loser. Andy tries to buy a TopShot pack during the episode because he lost a bet with Ian. Nike is suing Lil Nas X because he banged Satan or something. This is a fun episode!

#65 - Betzaam

#65 - Betzaam

March 26, 2021

Andy and Ian discuss the enigma that is Shaquille O'Neal. Did you know he's a doctor?? And he only made one 3 pointer in his entire career. And he spent $46,000 at Walmart. And he loves The General Insurance, Icy Hot, and Gold Bond skin lotion. Seriously, you're about to know alot about this man if you didn't already. This episode has it all: conspiracy theories, NFL fantasy trades, losing friendships, taking SATs, Sweet 16, sports betting, and shrimp flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Your brain will probably melt. Jump in!

#64 -The Grand Betapest Hotel

#64 -The Grand Betapest Hotel

March 23, 2021

Andy and Ian kick off the episode with March Madness bracket talk. Everyone's brackets are fucked. The tournament left no perfect bracket survivors, just like she does every year. What a cold wench. Andy called Iowa losing in the second round though. So make sure to give him a round of applause for his Nostradamus-like talents. Lebron and LaMelo are hurt. Lebron is probably out of the MVP race, which leaves Jokic all alone with the top spot. Deshaun Watson is still in hot water and it continues to boil as more women join the lawsuit against him. Player trivia game and NFT art talk. Let's jump in!

#63 - Bettors of the Caribbean

#63 - Bettors of the Caribbean

March 19, 2021

Andy and Ian discuss more free agency news in the NFL. Which team sucks the most at it? You guessed it - the Bears! Will the Red Rifle be a competent starter? Probably not, but only time will tell. The Patriots continue to ball out and spend cold hard cash to build a good team in New England. What's the truth surrounding the Deshaun Watson lawsuit? The bath boys investigate! Did the Houston Texans plant the story?? Put on your tinfoil hats because we're going down the rabbit hole on conspiracy theories. Wrap up the episode with March Madness brackets. Loser has to take the SATs again. 

#62 - The Fault in Our Bets

#62 - The Fault in Our Bets

March 16, 2021

Andy and Ian kick off the episode with a bang and talk about what it means to be a "trash team" in the NFL. Free agency is officially underway in the NFL and the Patriots are hauling ass and covering ground. The bath boys play their new trivia game that's taking the country by storm but has HIGH STAKES. March Madness is almost here! Time to go over the bracket and make blind picks. Football schools are basketball schools now. Also, the Grammy's are a joke and Andy finally watched Snowpiercer. Let's go!

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